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'''Canada Joe''' is an NPC in the Dockside neighborhood of [[Port Oakes]]. He is not a contact. His coordinates are {{coords|-2329.6|7.0|1305.5}}. | == Overview == | ||
'''Canada Joe''' is an NPC in the Dockside neighborhood of [[Port Oakes]]. He is not a contact, but an [[Easter Egg]] NPC created to gently mock stereotypical Canadian speech patterns and dress/habits. His coordinates are {{coords|-2329.6|7.0|1305.5}}. | |||
== Chatter == | |||
When clicked, Canada Joe will respond with, "How's it goin', eh?" | When clicked, Canada Joe will respond with, "How's it goin', eh?" | ||
Additionally, he has random chatter: | Additionally, he has random chatter: | ||
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* "Hoser." | * "Hoser." | ||
* "Last time I went to the pub, the lineup was ten miles long." | * "Last time I went to the pub, the lineup was ten miles long." | ||
* "I'm hungry for a chocolate bar. Does ANYONE have a chocolate bar?" | |||
One specific random phrase lightly makes fun of the fact that he never moves from his spot: | |||
* "Bah, how long have I been here? I never catch anything." | |||
[[Category:NPCs with unknown purpose]] | [[Category:NPCs with unknown purpose]] | ||
Revision as of 13:59, 29 December 2008
Overview
Canada Joe is an NPC in the Dockside neighborhood of Port Oakes. He is not a contact, but an Easter Egg NPC created to gently mock stereotypical Canadian speech patterns and dress/habits. His coordinates are (-2329.6, 7.0, 1305.5) .
Chatter
When clicked, Canada Joe will respond with, "How's it goin', eh?"
Additionally, he has random chatter:
- "My leg aches. Blasted, goldfish."
- "All of you, take off! This is my spot!"
- "It's aboot time for a trip to the pub."
- "I could go for some poutine right about now, eh?"
- "Take off, eh?"
- "Hoser."
- "Last time I went to the pub, the lineup was ten miles long."
- "I'm hungry for a chocolate bar. Does ANYONE have a chocolate bar?"
One specific random phrase lightly makes fun of the fact that he never moves from his spot:
- "Bah, how long have I been here? I never catch anything."